Friday, April 06, 2007
LAME DIRTY JOKES FOR THE DAY!
Lady : Doc, I have an infection down there.
Doc : How often do you have sex?
Lady : Once in six months.
Doc : God! That's not an infection. That's RUST!
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To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To let it "IN", she pushes in.
True! Threading a needle is not easy!
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8 qualities of a perfect husband.
- Brave
- Intelligent
- Gentle
- Polite
- Energetic
- Nutty
- Industrious
- Sensitive
& if all else fails, read the capital letters only!
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On a wedding night, a nervous husband tells his wife,
"I'm only 5 ft. 6 inches!"
Wife : Forget the 5 ft & just concentrate on the 6 inches!
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